It's Ducked Up

WHEN MY ADVISOR ASKED WHAT I’D LIKE TO MAJOR IN

WHEN A GUY HAS A SOUL PATCH

WHEN MY FRIEND SAYS ITS TIME TO GO TO CLASS

THE MORNING AFTER A LONG NIGHT OF DRINKING

WHEN SOMEONE SAYS THEY DON’T LIKE BEYONCE

WHEN MY FRIEND TAKES A PICTURE OF ME WHILE IM GETTING READY

WHEN MY FRIEND COMPLAINS ABOUT HER BOYFRIEND WHILE IM STILL SINGLE

WHEN MY MOM KNOWS I’VE DONE SOMETHING WRONG AND TRIES TO GET ME TO ADMIT TO IT

WHEN I DONT WANT TO ADMIT THAT IM WATCHING GLEE

WHEN MY FRIEND STARTS TALKING ABOUT OBAMACARE